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Playboy Mansion
02:21
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We all went to the Playboy Mansion,
Partied with the Marilyn Manson.
I think my time's arrived at last,
I was doing cocaine off Miss Octobers' Ass.
You don't believe me but it's true.
You don't believe me and you don't have to.
You don't believe me but it's true.
You don't believe me and you don't have to.
It's not the kind of shit that I'd make up.
We all went to the Playboy Mansion,
Met some girl with a breast expansion.
Saw the stupid car she bought,
and got a hand job out in the parking lot.
You don't believe me but it's true.
You don't believe me and you don't have to.
You don't believe me but it's true.
You don't believe me and you don't have to.
Don't ask me about everybody there,
but we did get drunk with that basketball guy
with the funny hair.
You don't believe me but it's true.
You don't believe me and you don't have to.
You don't believe me but it's true.
You don't believe me and you don't have to.
It's not the kind of shit that I'd make up.
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Rock n' Roll Chicken
02:37
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The rock 'n' roll chicken, he had to go away
We moved him out last night to where he now will stay
He got annoying, he got too loud
For a minute there we all were proud, we were all proud
He lost against his will to one of the same kind
A modernized brother both found right at Christmas time He had a mission to wake us up on time
For a while there he was all mine, he was all mine
His hands did much more than simply play guitar
They told us what time it was much like the morning star
He didn't need no sex or drugs, just a little rock 'n' roll
He sang his heart out oh so much
That it finally took it's toll
Close to perfection for which he always strives
For a while there he touched our lives
He's on a mission to wake us up on time
For a minute there he was all mine, he was all mine
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Josh Freese Is Ready
01:50
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Don't need no guidelines, don't want direction
Crash right into the intersection
Go far away, I think I could
And leave 'em high and dry in Hollywood
I heard 'em sayin' "Josh Freese is ready
He's on the brink now so keep it steady"
I want distortion
I want Slayer
I want a prostitute and not pay her
Don't cut it short or draw the line and fuck it up in 1999
I heard 'em sayin' "Josh Freese is ready
He's on the brink now so keep it steady"
If you want to tell 'em all I'm ready for 'em right away
Right away, right away, right away
I heard 'em sayin' "Josh Freese is ready
He's on the brink now so keep it steady"
If you want to let those fuckers know!
I want distortion
I want Slayer
I want a prostitute and not pay her
Don't really matter what else you say
Just tell 'em all I'm ready right away
Right away, right away, right away
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Been a while I been checking you out
I'm head over heels, without a doubt
Watched you grow into womanhood
And now your black-ass is sure lookin' good
Oh why, oh why, Left Eye
Oh why, oh why, Left Eye
Got you at the top of my list
And you don't even know I exist
What's it take to get in your pants?
I wish so badly you'd give me a chance
Oh why, oh why, Left Eye
Oh why, oh why, Left Eye
I'd get with you girl wherever you are
Atlanta, Georgia....it aint very far
I could come and be with you forever
Oh why, oh why, Left Eye
Oh why, oh why, Left Eye
I'd get with you girl wherever you are
Atlanta, Georgia....it aint very far
I could come and be with you forever
Well, at least a week or so...
Oh why
Oh why
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6. |
Bloodmobile
02:29
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Men & Women
02:26
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Ass Backwards
03:01
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Queen Of The Gangsters
03:59
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So All Under Me
03:25
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You're so all under me, sit right back and eat my dust
You're so all under me, close your eyes boy, if you must You're so all under me
Wanna know how'd you get that small
All the girls are bleeding down there
All the boys at home don't seem to be aware
You're so all under me, sit right back and eat my dust
You're so all under me
Wanna know how'd you get that small
All the girls are bleeding down there
All the boys at home don't seem to be aware
How'd you get under there?
You're so all under me, sit right back and eat my dust
You're so all under me
Wanna know how'd you get that small
All the girls are bleeding down there
All the boys at home don't seem to be aware
All the girls are bleeding down there
How did you get under there?
How'd you get under there?
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Caffeine & Vaseline
02:56
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Caffeine and vaseline bought for my sweetheart
True love if you know what I mean
Down at the mini-mart
I'll laugh when she falls down, stop when she turns around
She wants her rabbits foot so she'll be guarded
I said "don't talk that way.....you sound retarded"
God knows that I will try
Ten bucks says she will cry, ten bucks says she will cry
Ten bucks says she will cry, ten bucks says she will cry
She thinks I'm being mean and I don't blame her
It ain't easy being green and we both know that
So what if it's obscene?
Caffeine and vaseline, caffeine and vaseline
Caffeine and vaseline, caffeine and vaseline
Caffeine and vaseline, caffeine and vaseline
My baby's big and dumb
She'll kick the shit out of everyone but me
I'm hers and she is mine
I ask her how she is and she says "fine"
It ain't easy being green...caffeine and vaseline!
Caffeine and vaseline, caffeine and vaseline
Caffeine and vaseline, caffeine and vaseline
Caffeine and vaseline
Vaseline
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F--k Mardi Gras!
04:51
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